Read this when u need a break !!!

Common Announcements which conveys a Special Meaning to us

Spotted in a toilet of a London office: * TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW. *

In a London Laundromat: *

AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT*

Outside a London second-hand shop: *

WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN? *

Spotted in a safari park: *

ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR *

Seen during a London conference: *

FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR*

Notice in a field: *

THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES*

On a repair shop door: *

WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR, THE BELL DOESN'T WORK) *

People in other countries sometimes go out of their way to communicate with their English-speaking tourists. Here is a list of signs seen around the world :

At a Budapest zoo: *

PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS. IF YOU HAVE ANY SUITABLE FOOD, GIVE IT TO THE GUARD ON DUTY.*

Doctors office, Rome : *

SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES*.

Hotel, Acapulco : *

THE MANAGER HAS PERSONALLY PASSED ALL THE WATER SERVED HERE. *

In a Nairobi restaurant: *

CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE SHOULD WAIT AND SEE THE MANAGER*.

In a City restaurant: *

OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, AND WEEKENDS TOO*.

In a Calcutta Coffee House:*

PEOPLE DISCARDING CIGARETTE STUBS IN CUPS WILL BE SERVED COFFEE IN ASH TRAYS