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Enna Paakarenga??? Yaani Varum Pinne Mani OOsai Varum munne endra thalaipu returns nu poturken adhane..

Edhu Ambi in Yeepamo alladhu Thookam adhai patri oru vimarsanamum illai. Namba Ambi Appa aitaruuuuuuuuuuuuuuu :)

Seri indha sandhoshamana news sollalam nu dhan blog poturken..

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Day: 12th September 2011, Time: 12.10 (Midnight)

"Makkale.. Idhuvarai naan seithu vanda adavadigal mattrum aniyayamam akkiramam pondra vishyangalai yellam, indru mudhal, ilaya vengai, silmisai soorawali junior Ganeshum seivaar yenru panvivanbodu therivithu kolgiren"

Appa ve evalo creativity aatralum mattrum megavum theramasaaliyavum erukum magan eppadi eruppan endru nenaika nalla dhan erukku.

Sangam ungalai Vazhthugiradhu...

Seekaram Kutti Ambiyin Eppam, Thookam, Silmishai, Vishamam mattrum veeru pala saahasangalai paarka Sangam uzhupinargal mattrum sangathai "Pinthodarum" (Followers) ellorum Avalaaga kathirikkirom..

Kutty Ambi ku Sangam vazhthugiradhu..

Nandri Nandri Nandri

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Best Ways to Kill a Lion !

Newton 's Method:

Let, the lion catch you.

For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.. Implies you caught lion.

Einstein Method:

Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.

Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon. Now you can trap it easily.

Software Engineer Method:

Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven that its a Lion.If anyone comes back with issues tell that you will upgrade it to Lion.

Indian Police Method:

Catch any animal and interrogate it & torture it to accept that its a lion .

Rajnikanth Method :

Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack anytime. The lion will live in fear and die soon in fear itself.

Jayalalitha Method:

Send Police commissioner Muthukaruppan around 2AM and kill it, while it's sleeping !


Manirathnam Method (director):

Make sure the lion does not get sun light and put the lion in a dark room with a single candle lighted.

Keep murmuring something in its ears. The lion will be highly irritated and commit suicide.

Karan Johar Method (director):

Send a lioness into the forest. Our lion and lioness fall in love with each other.

Send another lioness in to the forest, followed by another lion. First lion loves the first lioness and the second lion loves the 2nd

lioness. But 2nd lioness loves both lions. Now send another lioness (third) into the forest.You don't understand right... ok....

read it after 15 yrs, then also u wont!

Yash Chopra method (director):

Take the lion to Australia or US.. and kill it in a good scenic location.

Govinda method:

Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.

Menaka Gandhi method:

Save the lion from a danger and feed him with some vegetables continuously.


George bush method:

Link the lion with Osama bin laden and then shoot him!!!


Ravi Shastri method:

ask the lion to bowl at u. U bat for 200 balls and score 1 run Lion tired and surrenders ,,......

Rajnikanth's Method:

Remove the make-up and put it over lion. The lion will die notwithstanding that heavy weight.

Read this when u need a break !!!

Common Announcements which conveys a Special Meaning to us

Spotted in a toilet of a London office: * TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW. *

In a London Laundromat: *

AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT*

Outside a London second-hand shop: *

WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN? *

Spotted in a safari park: *

ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR *

Seen during a London conference: *

FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR*

Notice in a field: *

THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES*

On a repair shop door: *

WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR, THE BELL DOESN'T WORK) *

People in other countries sometimes go out of their way to communicate with their English-speaking tourists. Here is a list of signs seen around the world :

At a Budapest zoo: *

PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS. IF YOU HAVE ANY SUITABLE FOOD, GIVE IT TO THE GUARD ON DUTY.*

Doctors office, Rome : *

SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES*.

Hotel, Acapulco : *

THE MANAGER HAS PERSONALLY PASSED ALL THE WATER SERVED HERE. *

In a Nairobi restaurant: *

CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE SHOULD WAIT AND SEE THE MANAGER*.

In a City restaurant: *

OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, AND WEEKENDS TOO*.

In a Calcutta Coffee House:*

PEOPLE DISCARDING CIGARETTE STUBS IN CUPS WILL BE SERVED COFFEE IN ASH TRAYS