10 Best Ways to Attract Women

1. Never expect her smile for ur humor but u never fail to laugh for wat she calls a ‘joke’

2. Never fail to praise her attire even it turns out to be a fashion disaster

3. Show the same care you show on her to her pet as well (whatever breed it is !!)

4. Never accept her sisters beauty in front of her (don’t even dare to) though its true.

5. Never hesitate to tell lies which has all the facts that pleases her

6. Dial to the doctor though she cries of pain in her nail.

7. Neither you talk back nor you ask for a break when is talking to you

8. Stop discussing bank balance, credit card dues etc.. When shopping along with her.

9. Believe gossiping to be her power of speech

10. Express how lucky you are to have her in life, covering up all your losses

Yaanai Varum Pinne Mani OOsai Varum Munne - Returns

Enna Paakarenga??? Yaani Varum Pinne Mani OOsai Varum munne endra thalaipu returns nu poturken adhane..

Edhu Ambi in Yeepamo alladhu Thookam adhai patri oru vimarsanamum illai. Namba Ambi Appa aitaruuuuuuuuuuuuuuu :)

Seri indha sandhoshamana news sollalam nu dhan blog poturken..

Adhuvum Avar ellarukkum anupina message unga parvaiku..

Day: 12th September 2011, Time: 12.10 (Midnight)

"Makkale.. Idhuvarai naan seithu vanda adavadigal mattrum aniyayamam akkiramam pondra vishyangalai yellam, indru mudhal, ilaya vengai, silmisai soorawali junior Ganeshum seivaar yenru panvivanbodu therivithu kolgiren"

Appa ve evalo creativity aatralum mattrum megavum theramasaaliyavum erukum magan eppadi eruppan endru nenaika nalla dhan erukku.

Sangam ungalai Vazhthugiradhu...

Seekaram Kutti Ambiyin Eppam, Thookam, Silmishai, Vishamam mattrum veeru pala saahasangalai paarka Sangam uzhupinargal mattrum sangathai "Pinthodarum" (Followers) ellorum Avalaaga kathirikkirom..

Kutty Ambi ku Sangam vazhthugiradhu..

Nandri Nandri Nandri

Ambulimama Breaks game machine at Funcity

Cant forget this Game.we actually had planned to spend little time in EA and then had plans to proceed to beach that day ( 20 Aug). But all these plans were valid only till Mami ( Bhargavi) announced of visiting Funcity. I & Ganesh were of the thought " whats going to be there for 'Adult kids' like us.but before we could even suggest another option, mami came rushing " Come on guys, the card is recharged to play 10 games ( rs 300) .

It actually took time for us to find a game that was available and also would suit grown ups. But Anna and Mami were too excitedand wanted to try their hands on all the games present there. truly speaking Youthika ( sasi) was the silent admirer that day. Youthika was silently enjoying and helping us in buying juice for us ( wen we got tired playing the games) .

The highlight of the day was out " hit the target" game. It goes like this - we have to choose a scenario from various options on the screen and hit the target displayed on the screen using the balls. we chose different scenarios including PUB,Kitchen, Mosquitoes,Army men and Ghosts ... Mami,Ambi were little slow in the start but then We got a great motivation the n. i asked them to imagine as the person whom they dont like ( officially). with ina minute Anna,I ,Ambi and Mami grabbed the balls and started thrashing the screen. Youthika was scared that we might break the machine itself. A long silence turned into Violence ... hehehe

Hands were aching , tiredness , the card limit was getting exhausted... still nothing could stop us from destroying the screen... such was our inner motivation and the value given by others for my motivating words.. we played the same game , not giving chance to any other people for next 1 hour....Mami was able to get 5 pencils for the for points earned in the game.

We win / lose did not matter. but the satisfaction we got in thrashing the imaginary person was the most important. Who is that ? no no name sola koodathu nu patti soli erukanga ( 20 yrs back)

Ambulimama sangam - Fun @ EA

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Mankatha - Thala 50

Mankatha - Twist and turns for a 500 crore money bid !

Sun pictures, Venkat Prabhu, Yuvan and Ajith Kumar - 4 stars together.

Story is a mix of fun and fighting. It does not have a great theme, but revolves around how the money is captured.

Four heriones - Trisha, Andrea, Lakshmi Rai and Anjali. Not much scenes for them.

Film is more like a Venkat Prabhu movie than Ajith's movie. Good, can watch once..

Rating : 3 /5

கனவில் வந்த ஹிட்லர் குமாரன் அலைஸ் தொம்மை குமாரன்.

ஹாய் நண்பர்களே !!!!!

நலமா?

நீண்ட இடைவேளைக்கு பிறகு உங்கள் அம்பி எழுதும் பரபரப்பான Corporate அரசியல் தொடர் விரைவில் ஆரம்பம்.

பின் குறிப்பு : இந்த தொடரில் வரும் நபர்களோ , சம்பவங்களோ யாரையும் குறிபிடுவன அல்ல. அதையும் மீறி நீங்களாக யாரையும் சம்பந்த படுத்தி பார்க்க வேண்டாம் என்று பணிவன்போடு கேட்டு கொள்கிறேன் .

மேலும் இந்த கட்டுரையில் சில கெட்ட வார்த்தைகள் வரலாம். அதனால் பதினெட்டு வயது நிரம்பியவர்களும் , மீசை வளர்த்தவர்களும் மட்டுமே படிக்கவும். decent parties please excuse .

தலைப்பு :

கனவில் வந்த ஹிட்லர் குமாரன் அலைஸ் தொம்மை குமாரன்.

கதை முக்கிய மாந்தர்கள் : ( ஒரு சின்ன trailor)

தொம்மை குமாரன் : இவன் ஒரு ஈகோ பிடித்த காமெடி பீசு. டப்பா கம்பெனியில் இருந்து கொண்டு அமெரிக்க லெவெலுக்கு பீட்டர் விடும் வாய் சவடால் மன்னன், வாயில் ரோடு ரோலேரை ஓட்டியது போல் ஒவ்வொரு வார்த்தையும் 5 முறை பேசுபவன். உயர் அதிகாரி பத்து கிலோமீட்டர் முன்னால் வருவதாக தகவல் தெரிந்தால் போதும். உடனே அவர் காலில் இங்கிருந்தே விழுந்து விடுவான் . அதே நேரத்தில் எவனாவது எட்டாவது படித்த பையனிடம் தன் ஆங்கில புலமையையும் , அதிகாரத்தையும் காண்பிக்க ஒரு போதும் தவறியதில்லை.

டாங்கி சொங்கி : இவன் தொம்மைக்கு கொம்பு சீவி விடுவதற்காகவே பிறந்தவன். எச்ச காக்கா என்று பட்ட பெயர் உடையவன் . வடிவேலு காமெடியில் வரும் சைடு பிட்டை போலே தொம்மையின் சூ பின்னாடியே திரிபவன். இவனுக்கு ஊரின் மிக சிறந்த அழகன் என்று நினைப்பு வேறு. பிச்சைகாரன் வாந்தி எடுத்தார் போலே துர்நாற்ற உடம்பும் அவனின் மேதமை சிரிப்பும் காண்பதை விட ஆயுசுக்கும் குருடனாகவே இருந்து விடலாம் .

மற்றும் வாய் செத்த பூச்சிகள் நான்கு. இவை மொத்தம் தான் தொம்மையின் மொத டீம். இங்கு சேர்ந்த ரெண்டு மூளையும் வாயும் உள்ள இரண்டு பாவப்பட்ட ஜீவன்கள் பட்ட அவஸ்தை தான் இந்த கதை.

மற்றவை விரைவில்.

Story Starts on or before 19th August.

சிரி............ சிரி...............

சிரி............ சிரி...............

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Question paper அ பார்த்து நம்ம அழுதா அது அவமானம் .............

Answer paper அ பார்த்து professor அழுதா அது சரித்திரம் ............

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MOTHER பிரச்சனையா ?

M .குமரன் S /O மஹாலக்ஷ்மி பாரு.

FATHER பிரச்சனையா ?

சந்தோஷ் சுப்ரமணியம் பாரு

SISTER பிரச்சனையா ?

பாச மலர் பாரு .

BROTHER பிரச்சனையா ?

வானத்தை போல பாரு .

லவர் அண்ணன் பிரச்சனையா ?

ரன் பாரு .

லவர் ஏ பிரச்சனையா ?

அவ தங்கச்சிய பாரு ............

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 STUDYING ,READING என்று சொன்னால் உதடுகள் ஒட்டாது..............

SLEEPING ,PLAYING என்று சொன்னால் உதடுகள் ஒட்டும் ......................

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EXAM HALL இல் படுத்து யோசிப்போர் சங்கம்

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எறும்புக்கும் கொசுவுக்கும் கல்யாணம்

முதல் இரவில் கொசு வெளியே உட்கார்ந்து வேடிக்கை பார்த்துட்டு இருந்தது .....

அப்போ கொசுவோட freind வந்து

ஏன்டா மச்சி வெளிய வந்து இருக்குற ன்னு கேட்டுச்சு

அதுக்கு மாப்பள கொசு சொல்லிச்சு "சிறிக்கி மவ உள்ள GOOD NIGHT போட்டுட்டு

தூங்குறாட மச்சி "

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அப்பா :ஏன்டா சொல் பேச்சு கேட்க்க மட்டுற ...........

மகன் :நீங்க சொல்லுறதெல்லாம் கேட்க்க முடியாது

 இப்ப நானும் சம்பாதிக்கிறேன் ........

அப்பா :உனக்கு நாலு மாடு வாங்கி கொடுத்தது தப்பா போய்டுச்சி ...........

உன்னை எல்லாம் BSC ,BE ,MSC ,MBA ,MCA ன்னு படிக்க வைச்சு தெரு தெருவா

அலைய விட்டு இருக்கணும்

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பெண்களின் கண் அசைவுக்கு 1000 அர்த்தம் இருக்கும் ............

ஆனால் உண்மையான நண்பனின் கண் அசைவுக்கு ஒரே அர்த்தம் "மச்சி சூப்பர்

பிகுரு வருது டக்குன்னு திரும்பிறாதே " HOW IS IT

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டெர்ரர் கவிதை :

சூரியனை சுற்றினால் வெந்து போவீர்கள் ...........

சுடிதாரை சுற்றினால் நொந்து  போவீர்கள் ..........

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டீச்சர் : நீ பெரியவன் ஆகி என்ன பண்ண போற ?

மாணவன் :கல்யாணம்

டீச்சர் : அது இல்ல நீ என்னவா ஆக விரும்புற ?

மாணவன்: கணவன்

டீச்சர் : நோ . அது இல்லை வாழ்கையில் உனக்கு என்ன கிடைக்கும்னு எதிர் பார்க்குற

மாணவன்:மனைவி

டீச்சர் : நோ .உங்க பெற்றோர்களுக்கு என்ன பண்ண போற ?

மாணவன்:மருமகள் தேடுவேன்

டீச்சர் :ஸ்டுபிட் ,உங்க அப்பா உன்கிட்ட என்ன எதிர் பார்க்கிறாங்க ?

மாணவன்: பேர குழந்தைகள்

டீச்சர் :ஐயோ .உன் வாழ்க்கை லட்சியம் தான் என்ன ?

மாணவன் : நாம் இருவர் .நமக்கு இருவர்

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ஒரு பையன் பரீட்சை அறையில் question paper வாங்கி விட்டு பாடின பாட்டு

அந்த நேரம் அந்தி நேரம் ,கண் பார்த்து காதலாகி , போன நேரம் ஏதோ ஆச்சி ,

ஓஹ question பேப்பர் கையில் வந்தச்சு ,அப்பாவின் திட்டு எல்லாம் காற்றோடு போயே போச்சு ,

ஹோசன்ன ......

என் பெஞ்சை தாண்டி போனாளே ,ஹோசன்னே answer ஒன்றும் சொல்லாமலே ,

நான் மெண்டல் ஆகிறேன் ,சுக்கு நூராகிறேன் ,

த இட்

அவள் போன பின்பு ,எந்தன் பிட்டை தேடி போகிறேன்

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 JJJ

SMS ing - A Touching Forward message

A day has 24 hours and we are out for more than half the day

Meeting thousands of people, sighting hundreds of them;

and flirting with few!

But finally when we go home and fall on bed and close our eyes there is only one person who comes and that's the person you actually love,

that's the person you will do anything for.

If that person becomes all yours then that minute even if god comes to take you away with him,

we will be more than ready to go...

The Pig And The Horse

There was a farmer who collected horses; he only needed one more breed to complete his collection. One day, he found out that his neighbor had the particular horse breed he needed. So, he constantly bothered his neighbor until he sold it to him. A month later, the horse became ill and he called the veterinarian, who said:
- Well, your horse has a virus. He must take this medicine for three days. I'll come back on the 3rd day and if he's not better, we're going to have to put him down.
Nearby, the pig listened closely to their conversation.
The next day, they gave him the medicine and left. The pig approached the horse and said:
- Be strong, my friend. Get up or else they're going to put you to sleep!
On the second day, they gave him the medicine and left. The pig came back and said:
- Come on buddy, get up or else you're going to die! Come on, I'll help you get up. Let's go! One, two, three...
On the third day, they came to give him the medicine and the vet said:
- Unfortunately, we're going to have to put him down tomorrow. Otherwise, the virus might spread and infect the other horses.
After they left, the pig approached the horse and said:
- Listen pal, it's now or never! Get up, come on! Have courage! Come on! Get up! Get up! That's it, slowly! Great! Come on, one, two, three... Good, good. Now faster, come on.... Fantastic! Run, run more! Yes! Yay! Yes! You did it, you're a champion!!!
All of a sudden, the owner came back, saw the horse running in the field and began shouting:

- It's a miracle! My horse is cured. This deserves a party. Let's kill the pig!

Points for reflection: this often happens in the workplace. Nobody truly knows which employee actually deserves the merit of success, or who's actually contributing the necessary support to make things happen

Silent Admirer - Episode 7

“Hello Sir. Why are you standing outside my house? Do you need any help?”

He smiled at her. She liked him at the first look. All this time, she had just seen a glimpse of him. He had broad shoulders and a dimple on his right chin. He was six feet tall and she guessed he might be in his late twenties.

“Hi Pooja! I am Aravind! It’s already late. You go and sleep.”

“How do you know my name? I am already confused with lots of things happening around me and you...”

Before she finished, Aravind continued, “Pooja, I thought of talking to you once the investigation gets over. Until then I will guard you when you are alone.”

Pooja was surprised. Someone is guarding her and he had known about her parents’ death and

“May be he would know something more than what she had known”. She immediately spoke to him.

“Aravind, how do you think I can trust you?” Pooja said.

Aravind pulled out a paper from his pocket and showed it to her, it was her dad’s handwriting!

Dear Aravind,

We have discussed everything over the phone. I want you to guard my daughter whenever she is alone. It is just a request. Since you stay near her college I want this help from you. I am afraid if that guy will cause problems to my daughter. It will disturb her education. I want her to concentrate on studies.

Aravind, I believe in you. Being my best friend’s son I am relying on you. Please guard her whenever she is alone. I do understand that you have your priorities and work; this is just a request.

I will soon find out a way to get rid of that guy and save her life.

Regards,

Gautham

She could see her dad’s neat handwriting. A drop of tear fell on the name Gawtham.

Aravind spoke, “Pooja, your dad told me to take care of you. I am unaware of who killed him. But he mentioned to me that there was a guy who kept talking to him about you and he wanted to marry you. He did not like his attitude. This guy has threatened your dad that he will kidnap you and torture you to marry him and finally your dad will have to accept for wedding.”

Pooja could not believe that her dad appointed someone to take care of her and to guard her. Also there was a cruel person who might have killed her parents.

Aravind said softly, “Pooja, we will find out who killed your parents. If it is that psycho guy we will find out soon. Now you go and sleep. Trust me Pooja”

She knew she had to trust him. She never believed love at first sight philosophy, but today she had to. She liked him on his first sight.

“Are you a police or a Detective agent or..?” Aravind laughed and said

“Nope! I am taking care of my dad’s business. Your dad’s company is one of our lead Suppliers so that’s how I knew your dad.”

They had a good conversations and Aravind too accepted to stay with her that night. They were talking the whole night. Pooja learnt that he had the same likings as she does. She wondered if he too felt the same.

“Why should he take care of her? He could have said no to her father. May be he too liked her”

She wished that this silent admirer will be her lifelong admirer!